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Today's Joke for October 25, 2014

Three Ladies Getting Old

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One
said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in
front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it
away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or
on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told
them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"


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