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Today's Joke for September 21, 2014

The Pastor

The pastor of a church was on his death bed and he knew it.
He called all of his family together and told them, "I know
my condition is terminal and I do not have long to live. As
a final request, I want you to call my accountant and my
lawyer. When I die, I want my accountant to stand on my
right and my lawyer to stand on my left."

When questioned about this request, he replied, "Jesus died
between two thieves and I would like to do the same."


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