The following are a sampling of supposed
real answers on exams given by
the California Department of Transportation's driving school (AKA Saturday
Traffic School for moving violation offenders).
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.