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Joke of the Day for April 20, 2014

The Birthday Gift

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate
her 40th birthday.

He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable
coat? A diamond necklace?"

She said, "I want a divorce."

He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."


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