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Joke of the Day for April 24, 2014


What's in Your Mail?

Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.
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There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse
every year.
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I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
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It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
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If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
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I don't get even, I get odder.
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I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
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You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because
you stopped laughing.


   
 

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