Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate
much interest.
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Men are like...Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just
look silly.
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Men are like...Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Men are like...Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
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Men are like...Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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Men are like...Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Men are like...High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
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Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually
wrong.
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Men are like...Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like...Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store
or the bathroom.
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Men are like...Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
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Men are like...Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.