Dogs don't cry.

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Dogs love it when your friends come over.

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Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

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Dogs think you sing great.

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A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.

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Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late.

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The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

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Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

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Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.

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Dogs are excited by rough play.

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Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

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Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.

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Anyone can get a good looking dog.

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If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

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Dogs don't shop.

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Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

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Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

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A dog's parents never come to visit.

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Dogs love long car trips.

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Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

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Dogs don't hate their bodies.

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No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.

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No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.

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Dogs never criticize.

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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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Dogs never expect gifts.

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Dogs don't worry about germs.

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Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk ors
ock drawer.

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Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.

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Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.

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You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day.

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Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

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Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

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Dogs never want a foot rub.

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Dogs can't talk.

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Dogs aren't catty.

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Dogs seldom outlive you.