We got off the Titanic first.
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.
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We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
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We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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Taxis stop for us.
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We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point.)
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New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
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No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
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If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
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If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
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We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that
we look like an idiot.
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There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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We'll never regret piercing our ears.
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We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.