Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance...
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Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink...
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Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large
fry, and a DIET coke...
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Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters...
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Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes locked up in the
garage...
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Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place...
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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...
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Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking
creatures"...