"Never invite trouble - it will accept the invitation every time."
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"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let
the cow eat it, and then eat the cow."
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"It doesn't take long for a person with push to pass a person
with pull."
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"Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age
looks tired."
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"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you
cannot do."