Jesus Loves You, The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.
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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
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All men are idiots ... I married their king.
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The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
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If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!
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Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit
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I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere