Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just
after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
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Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets
into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near
future.
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Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders
the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a
grub in the fruit you're eating.
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Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the
day consuming only things that are good for you.
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Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
smarter when you come at them rapidly.
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Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel
you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as
an E-T-ry.
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Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its
environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which
has made a meal of many species.
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Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art
companies dwell without funding.
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Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.
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Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
which lasts until you realize it was your money to start
with.
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Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move
relatives who come to visit.
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Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your
head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.