I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
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My reality check bounced.
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I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they
make when they go flying by.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1. Never tell
everything you know.
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.