Leaving Montreal, I decided to stop at one of those rest
areas on the side of the road.

I go into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into
the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice
from the other stall............

"Hi there, how is it going?"

Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with
strangers in washrooms sitting on a toilet. I didn't know
what to say, so finally I say:"Not bad............"

Then the voice says: "So, what are you doing?"

I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say:
"Well, I'm going back east..............."

Then I hear the person, all flustered, say:
"Look, I'll call you back--every time I ask you a question
this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!"