The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of
the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama
Special Forces.) Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior
are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:

1. The season opened last weekend.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. The hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.

5. They don't like barbecue.

6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

We estimate it should be over in just about two days.