This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been
sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver
steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. I
can't do anything right. I overslept, and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me."

"When I went to the parking lot,I found my car was stolen and I
have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was left in the cab."

"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I came to the bar and was thinking about putting an end to my
life,and then you show up and drink the darn poison."