1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

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2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

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3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

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4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

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5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

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6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

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7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

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8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

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9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

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10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

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11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

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12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

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13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

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14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

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15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

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16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

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17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

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18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

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19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

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20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

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21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

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22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

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23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

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24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya
paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

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25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.