Then: Long hair.
Now: Longing for hair.
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Then: Keg
Now: EKG.
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Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux.
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Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now: Moving to California because it's warm.
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Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.
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Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
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Then: Paar.
Now: AARP.
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Then: Killer weed.
Now: Weed killer.
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Then: The Grateful Dead.
Now: Dr. Kevorkian.
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Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now: Getting a new hip joint.