Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself.
However, his clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while
the scientist was well received and respected.

Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw
his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing
the clone.

He was arrested by the local police for... making an
obscene clone fall.

My Arm

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts. Can you check it out
please?"

The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm whisper,
"Hey Doc... could you lend me twenty bucks? I'm desperate!"

The doctor says, "Aha! I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"