If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.
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Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
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Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
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A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
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If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
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If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually
counteract each other?
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Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
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Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.