When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table
will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
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Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint
from navel before applying the match.
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Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a
flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, it is OK
to go into the woods alone.
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You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then
breathing on a pile of dry sticks.
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In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to
strangle a snoring tent mate.