Dear Friend: This chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness
to you. Unlike other chain letters, this one does not cost money. Simply
send a copy of this letter to six other parents who are tired of their
teenagers.

Then bundle yours up and send him or her to the parent at the bottom of
the list.

In one week, you will receive 16,436 teenagers--and one of them should
be worth keeping.

Warning: One dad broke the chain and got his own
teenager back.