An attorney was driving through the country side when
his car failed him. He looked under the hood and knocked
a few items around with a hammer. In the process he
knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked with gas
before getting it back on.

Discouraged, he attempted to start his car. Much to his
surprise it started and he headed for the nearest town for
a permanent repair.

To celebrate his success he lit up a cigarette, at which
time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck his arm
out the window hoping the wind at 50 miles per hour
would put it out.

He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and
given a ticket for an illegal use of a firearm.