A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector
what time the train stops at Victoria.

"Sir, we don't stop at Victoria."

"But I have to get off there!"

"Well, there might be one thing I can do. I might
be able to get the engineer to slow down the train
a little. Then I can dangle you out the door and
lower you onto the platform."

"Will that work?"

"It's worth a try."

As they approached the platform, the train is slowing
from 50 MPH. The collector hangs the man in
mid-air out the door. The man starts running in mid-air.
"Run faster! Faster!"

He lowers the man and the man's feet touch the
platform. His shoes start to smoke! His heel comes
off! He's running at 30 MPH. He's made it! He starts
to slow down! The other passengers stare in amazement.

As the last car goes by, a hand grabs the man by the
shirt collar and lifts the man right back into the train!
As he's helped back on the train the gent who picked
him up says, "Man you're lucky I was here to help!
This train doesn't even STOP in Victoria!"