Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.

He didn't have to hear about all the men she
could have married, and she didn't have to hear
about the way his mother cooked.
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Snail Races

At the annual snail race, the snails were identified
by letters on their cars.

As the snail with a large "S" took the lead, the crowd roared,
"Look at that "S" car go!"