Three doctors are returning from a conference when a truck crosses
the median and hits their limo. All of a sudden they are face to face with
St. Peter.

He looks at the doctors and says "Tell me why I should let you into Heaven.

" The first doctor says "I won the Nobel Prize in Medicine."

"OK!" says St. Peter, "Welcome to Heaven."

The second doctor looks worried and says "I never won any prize; but
I devoted my career to a free clinic where people could get treatment
at no cost."

St. Peter smiles and holds open the Pearly Gates for doctor number two.

The third doctor smiles and says "I am responsible for setting up HMO's
throughout the United States."

St. Peter looks this man in the eye and says "You may enter Heaven as
well, but you can only stay 3 days."