If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something
called labor!

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your
car, and you get about the same results

To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their
lives today.

The right temperature in a home is maintained by warm hearts, not by hot
heads.

Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children
are finally in bed.

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and
too young to borrow the family car.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and
easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

A child outgrows your lap, but never outgrows your heart.

Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel
>the driveway during a snowstorm.

There are only two things a child will share willing: communicable
diseases and his mother's age.

An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small
children.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?

No wonder kids are confused today. Half the adults tell them to find
themselves; the other half tell them to get lost.

The people hardest to convince that it's time for retirement are
children at bedtime.

Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.