A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard
and asked mother, "Who am I?"

Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?"

"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was
so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
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A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on
the first day of school:

"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at
school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.