This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids
b) have grown kids
c) were a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of
her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong
honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"