"You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you again?"

"I am 78." The man said. "78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so
healthy? You look like a 60 year old."

"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married
that whenever she got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool
off and I would go outside to settle down." the man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.

"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life."