The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on
emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the
student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from
Oklahoma.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the
opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."