Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article
about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football
player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common
knowledge.

He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll
never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive
wives."

His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"