The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down for a drink.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who
owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd
like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger
and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from
heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver
was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and
said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver for a little while and see
if you can create enough of a breeze to give him a little relief!"

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
bar to finish his beer.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and
claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your
Injun runnin'."