There was a farmer who had been taken to the cleaners many times by a
car dealer in the big city. Then one day the car dealer came to the
farmer to buy a cow. The farmer attached the following sticker to the cow.

Basic cow..........................................$500.00
Two tone exterior.............................$ 45.00
Extra stomach...................................$ 75.00
Product storing compartment.......$ 60.00
Straw compartment.........................$120.00
Four spigots @ $10.00 each..........$ 40.00
Cowhide upholstery........................$125.00
Dual horns.........................................$ 45.00
Auto fly swatter................................$ 38.00
Fertilizer attachment.......................$185.00
TOTAL................................................$1233.00