Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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You! . . . Off my planet!
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Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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A PBS mind in an MTV world.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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How do I set a laser printer on stun?
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.