Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the
driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural
drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly
behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery
after all those months of sitting in the front passenger
seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy
to his old man.

"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and
kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you
have been doing to me for sixteen years."