In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of
beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine
chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of
primitive self-expression..... In America we call
it golf.
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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census
taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy
was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing
an appendectomy. "My," said the census taker, "that
sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know
what it means?" "Sure do! Fifteen-hundred bucks, and
that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"