Two hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. The
other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency servcices.

He gasps out to the operator, "My friend is dead. What can I do?"

The operator in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. First
let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back
on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"