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Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It ...Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grand kids Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamental Extremism
Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru"
(Death To Mainland Scum,
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well
O.K., We're Not, But They Sure Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn !! Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People-Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos
But That's Our Tourism Maine: We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than
Sweden's (For Most Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, And Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Air conditioned Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone!! New Jersey: You Want A ## Motto? I Got Yer ## Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain
Silent, You Have The Right North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: "Si. Hablo Ingles." (Yes, I Speak English) Utah: Land of a 10,000 marriages Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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