Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It ...Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grand kids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamental Extremism

Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru" (Death To Mainland Scum,
But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well O.K., We're Not, But They Sure
Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn !!

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People-Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos But That's Our Tourism
Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most
Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Air conditioned Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone!!

New Jersey: You Want A ## Motto? I Got Yer ## Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right
To An Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: "Si. Hablo Ingles." (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Land of a 10,000 marriages

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese