A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the loan officer. The frog
says, "Hi, what's your name?"

The loan officer says, "My name is John Paddywack, can
I help you? "

The frog says, "Yeah, I'd like to borrow some money."

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. He says,
"Okay, what's your name? "

The frog says, "Kermit Jagger. "

The loan officer says, "Really? Any relation to Mick Jagger?"

The frog says, "Yeah, he's my dad."

The loan officer says, "Okay, do you have any collateral?"

The frog hands the loan officer a pink ceramic elephant and says, "Will
this do?"

The loan officer says, "I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank
manager."

The frog says, "Tell him I said hi. He knows me."

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse
me. but there's this frog out here named Kermit Jagger who
wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this
pink elephant. I'm not even sure what it is.

The bank mananger says, "IT'S A NICK-NACK PADDYWACK,
GIVE THE FROG A LOAN, HIS OLD MAN IS A ROLLING STONE."