Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean,
looking for something to do. They came up underneath
a ship that was hauling potatoes. Bob, the first sea
monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and
ate everything on the ship.

A little while later, they came up to another ship, again
hauling potatoes. Bob again capsizes the ship and
eats everything onboard.

The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes
and Bob once again capsized it and ate everything.

Finally his buddy Bill asked him, "Why do you keep
tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating
everything on board?"

Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help myself
once I start. Everyone knows you can't eat just one
potato ship."