On the first day of Creation, God created the Cat.

On the Second day, God created man to serve the Cat.

On the Third Day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as
potential food and/or amusement for the Cat.

On the Fourth Day, God created honest toil so man could labor for the
good of the Cat.

On the Fifth Day, God created the Sparkle Ball so the Cat might or might
not play with it.

On the Sixth Day, God created veterinary science to keep the Cat healthy
and the man broke.

On the Seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop out the litter
box.