The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are
in a doggie bar having a cool drink when a good-looking
female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can
creatively say liver and cheese in a sentence can have
me."

So, the Doberman quickly says, "I love liver and cheese."

The Collie remarks, "That's just not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."

The Collie remarks, "That's not creative."

Finally, the Chihuahua speaks out, "Liver alone...
cheese mine."