An ad in a local newspaper:

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in
the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing
trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will
have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me
respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work --
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call
770-555-1357 and ask for Daisy."

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an 8-week-old black Labrador Retriever!