A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the
gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these
years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do
is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family
on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."God says,
"Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and
they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the
same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our
lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with
brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of
roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is
fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how
the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.
God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing?
Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never
been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels
you've been sending over are the best!"