Said the elder priest, "I know you were reaching
out to the young people when you had bucket seats
put in to replace the first four pews". It worked. We
got the front of the Church filled first.

The young Priest nodded and the old one continued.
"And, you told me a little more beat to the music
would bring young people back to Church, so I
supported you when you brought in the Rock'N'Roll
gospel choir."

So,? asked the young priest, "Whats the problem?"

Well, Said the elder priest "I'm afraid you've gone too
far with the drive through confessional and the
flashing neon sign which reads 'Toot'N'Tell
or Go To Hell'."