The Lord's Prayer

A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at
a church service:

"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who
passed trash against us."

Dad's Sermon

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" he asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

Restless

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon
dragged on and on.

Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
"Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"