A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city
because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with
a meter.

So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have
circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along
with this note. "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give
you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."