A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting
of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They
must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked,
and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they
have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is
paradise. They are Russian."