One day God was looking down to earth and saw all of the evil that
was going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it
out.

So he called on a female angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on earth, 95% is bad
and 5% is good.

Well, he thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a
male angel. To get both points of view. So God called a male angel
and sent him to earth for a time. When the male angel returned he
went to God and told him yes the earth was in decline, 95% was bad
and 5% was good.

God said this was not good. He would send a letter to the 5% that
were good and encourage them, a little something to help them keep
going.

Do you know what that letter said?

Oh, you didn't get one either?!!!