A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been?
I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a
cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for
awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of
stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church,
church."