A group of kids were playing church, and decided to have a baptism. The
problem was that the only candidate for baptism they could find was a cat.

Needless to say, the cat didn't take kindly to being dunked under the
water. Finally, after wrestling with the cat for over an hour, one of the kids
took a handful of water, poured it on the cat's head and said, "OK, be a
Methodist then."