How many evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one,but the bulb must repent of its darkness and be willing to be
changed.
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How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, but they will need to debate whether or not the bulb actually exists.
Even then, they still may not change it, for fear of alienating those who
use florescent bulbs.
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How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the darkness.
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How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to cast it out, and two more to catch it as it falls.
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How many Independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, because any more than that would be Ecumenicalism.
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How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to change the bulb, and nine to lament how much they miss
the old one.
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How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it really matter?