More Church Bulletin Bloopers

A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith
this morning during the worship service. Now let's sing
"Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow."

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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form,
enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.

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Applications are now being accepted
for 2 year-old nursery workers.

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Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.
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Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo"
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If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do
so quietly.

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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up
the grounds around the church building and the rector.

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Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized
on the table in the foyer.

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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Thank you dead friends.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

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